thank you for smokingSome think so.

The American Medical Association Alliance is fighting for any Hollywood flick to feature smoking scenes to have an ‘R’ rating, citing research that kids pick up on movie stars’ habits.

Mmhmm. I recommend a viewing of Thank You for Smoking, an excellent movie starring Aaron Eckhart.

By no means am I endorsing the use of tobacco. I just don’t understand the reasoning of the AMAA.

Rather than dwell on the stupidity of such a policy, I’d rather like to point out some movies that, off the top of my head, would be rated R for such scenes (and don’t deserve to be).

  • Clue - Let Ms. Scarlett be.
  • Titanic – Smoking is the last thing on the passengers’ minds.
  • Independence Day - The fat lady sung.
  • Pinocchio – Is it legal for Disney to produce an R movie?
  • Grease - John Travolta really is a bad influence.
  • The Producers – Uma smokes, right?
  • Thank You for Smoking – Perhaps it’s obvious, but the satire is appropriate.
  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine – What’s with comic book heroes these days?
  • The Sandlot – The kids chew tobacco. And then vomit.
  • Angels and Demons – Even Vatican workers need to smoke.
  • Trading Mom - Does anyone remember this movie? Well, one of the moms smokes.
  • A League of their Own - Madonna takes a puff or two.
  • Ocean’s Eleven (1960) – They make smoking look soooo cool.

Have any more to add?