I will be the first to admit, I hate gossip; especially celebrity gossip.  For example, I refuse to watch Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, all of those awful shows.  And the magazines, don’t get me started.  ”Jesus and Elvis tell The Bachelor to Pick Molly”, yeah ok…

Well the tabloids have struck again.  According to InTouchWeekly.com, Jon and Kate Gosselin, the famous parents of TLC’s hit show Jon and Kate Plus 8 may be heading towards divorce.  <Enter Shocking Mystery Crime Sitcom Music Here>

The report accuses Jon of traveling 3 hours away from their new home to meet some Juniata College girls at a martini bar.  After a night of beer pong and flirting, the report continues to say that the party moved to a local sports bar where Jon became so drunk, he told a student he was getting a divorce.

Star Magazine also reports an eye-witness saying:

He was dirty dancing with several of them, making out, kissing them on their necks and mouths. I thought it was rather surprising for a father with his wife and so many kids at home to be acting like this. He was all over one girl, a long-haired blonde who’s nearly 6 feet tall. He left with several of the girls, including her.

Obviously these tabloid artists don’t watch the show.  With how anal retentive Kate is, do you honestly think she would let Jon out of her site for 2 minutes?  Hell, the farthest she will ever let him go is Dunkin Donuts for crying out loud.  I mean yes, they do fight on the show, and at times seem uncomfortable when they are sitting together doing their interviews.  But that is not because they marriage is in trouble, its because until the kids are old enough to take care of themselves more, Jon’s afraid Kate will snap him in half.  And I bet she can too!

This report also has links where you can see pictures of “Jon” getting down with his bad self (if that was even possible).  Click here for the report.  To be frank, it’s not even him.  It actually looks like two different guys!  But that is for you to decide…

In the event that this is true, I am afraid of one thing, and one thing only…what is my mom going to watch on TV now?